Sunday, September 16, 2007

Austria, the land of Dingoes and Koalas

As reported in last week's Benny Watch, the Pope has just returned from Austria, a nation he says he is particularly keen on as it borders his own country. I'm fairly certain India and Pakistan feel the same way.

I think the question on everyone's lips is though, "Did he really go to Austria?"

Whilst at APEC in Australia earlier this month, George W. Bush made the comment that he had gone to visit Austrian troops in Iraq. As there are no Austrian troops in Iraq, one can only assume that as the speech was made to Australians, in Australia, that it was about Australians troops. This leads me to my next point, did Benny really go to Austria? Or did he go to Australia. Benny Watch has found a photo purporting to be from Benny's trip to Austria, but if we investigate this image carefully, we can see traces of evidence that it was in fact in Australia.


It does beg the question though, why would Benny lie to us? What has he got to hide about travelling to Australia?

At this stage, Benny Watch is unsure, but what we are sure of is we are on the trail of solving this mystery...