Wednesday, September 12, 2007

European Apocalypse

Pope Benedict has come out recently and said that abortion threatens the future of Europe.

Whilst praying at a Holocaust Memorial, Benny warned that Europe may extinguish herself in numbers and in spirit if it embraces abortion and rejects Christianity which he said "profoundly shaped the continent."

Despite choosing a bizarre time to make such a claim (Jewish abortion rates not being high, they can't afford to turn on themselves) and ignoring such things as continental drift and fact Benny seems to believe that Christianity was an integral part in the formation of Europe.

Aside from being a history revisionist, Benny seems misguided as to how the fall of Europe will occur.

Or, perhaps he does know, perhaps he is speaking in code, for his timetabling of this speech cannot be a coincidence. Since he was at a Holocaust memorial, when he said "Abortion" was going to be the downfall, perhaps by Abortion he meant Jews. Everyone knows of the Vatican's history of non-Christian behaviour towards the Jews and Benny himself is noted as having been part of one or two clubs that frowned upon our semitic brothers.

In his speech, Benny said other bizarre things “The other need is to do everything possible to make European countries once again open to welcoming children." This is of course in reference to the rampant child hostility throughout Europe. Whilst people complain about Koreans eating dogs, that's nothing to compared to the European tendency of eating children (Verses 6:25-30).

I think if there is one message ultimately that can be gleaned from all this, it's that Benny is asking the ladies to open their legs.