Today, Benny welcomed the new Irish envoy to the Vatican See. But rather than a traditional New Zealand welcome that would have involved a bit of singing and dancing this welcome came with a dire warning.
"Ireland, you're fucked" said Benny. "Your economy has been going too well, and we all know what happens when your economy goes too well. Secularism. And Secularism is the AIDS of the Church. With less gay."
Benny was referring of course to the very famous "Corrialis Effect" chart:
Whilst this is a very disturbing graph and one the Vatican should be addressing straight away, it is sadly an example of Cum hoc, ergo propter hoc . There is another chart which quite clearly explains the fall of religosity:
It is a country's level of retardation that the Vatican must be addressing. Somehow the Vatican must tap into a method of re-retarding up the world. Go back to before the Enlightenment and show them the path to true Enlightenment is with mistruths and imaginary friends.
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